Stuffing - Monday Mad Libs

  • My Honey Bunny Tenderoni was craving my famous stuffing, but I didn't have all the ingredients!  All I had in my fridge was Honey Butter, A slab of Bacon, A Boneless Turkey Breast and One Sweet Gherkin.  I decided to make do.  I mixed all the ingredients, put it in the oven, set it at 369 degrees and waited.  It came out of the oven looking Fantabulous, but I wasn't sure about the taste.  Nervous, we took a bite.  It turned out pretty Freakin’ Good to the last bite.  Paula Deen would be finding a way to “Fry this bad boy up!”
  • My ___son____________ was craving my famous stuffing, but I didn't have all the ingredients!  All I had in my fridge was onions, leftover chicken, buns and cheddar cheese.  I decided to make do.  I mixed all the ingredients, put it in the oven, set it at 400degrees and waited.  It came out of the oven looking pretty bad, but I wasn't sure about the taste.  Nervous, we took a bite.  It turned out pretty good.  Paula Deen would be slapping some butter on it and chowing down!
  • My yellow lab was craving my famous stuffing, but I didn't have all the ingredients!  All I had in my fridge was cantelope, kale, eggs, and mustard.  I decided to make do.  I mixed all the ingredients, put it in the oven, set it at  300 degrees and waited.  It came out of the oven looking festive , but I wasn't sure about the taste.  Nervous, we took a bite.  It turned out pretty mushy .  Paula Deen would be confused!
  • My handsome husband was craving my famous stuffing, but I didn't have all the ingredients!  All I had in my fridge was leftover grilled chicken, cornbread, can biscuits (which I had baked earlier that morning) and chicken broth.  I decided to make do.  I mixed all the ingredients, put it in the oven, set it at 350 degrees and waited.  It came out of the oven looking edible, but I wasn't sure about the taste.  Nervous, we took a bite.  It turned out pretty amazing.  Paula Deen would be proud!

  • My __horse_____________ was craving my famous stuffing, but I didn't have all the ingredients!  All I had in my fridge was __cheese_______________, _____jelly____________, _chocolate syrup_______________ and __________carrots_______.  I decided to make do.  I mixed all the ingredients, put it in the oven, set it at 400_______degrees and waited.  It came out of the oven looking __crispy_______, but I wasn't sure about the taste.  Nervous, we took a bite.  It turned out pretty __amazing________.  Paula Deen would be _as happy as my horse Tilly_________!
    (Rainie, 7 yrs. old)
  • My family was craving my famous stuffing, but I didn't have all the ingredients!  All I had in my fridge was broccoli, bologna, spanish olives and butter.  I decided to make do.  I mixed all the ingredients, put it in the oven, set it at 350 degrees and waited.  It came out of the oven looking green , but I wasn't sure about the taste.  Nervous, we took a bite.  It turned out pretty funky.  Paula Deen would be surprised!
  • My _____pooky bear__________ was craving my famous stuffing, but I didn't have all the ingredients!  All I had in my fridge was ______butter___, __fried spam__, _jalepeno jelly__ and ___milk_____.  I decided to make do.  I mixed all the ingredients, put it in the oven, set it at ___370____degrees and waited.  It came out of the oven looking __fabulously runny__, but I wasn't sure about the taste.  Nervous, we took a bite.  It turned out pretty _gut wrenching_.  Paula Deen would be _finding a way to make it better_!

  • My _boys______________sere craving my famous stuffing, but I didn't have all the ingredients!  All I had in my fridge was _frozen mac & cheese, Spam, artichokes, fig newtons and kohlrabi.   I decided to make do.  I mixed all the ingredients, put it in the oven, set it at ___425____degrees and waited.  It came out of the oven looking _pretty putrid________, but I wasn't sure about the taste.  Nervous, we took a bite.  It turned out pretty ___amazingly good_______.  Paula Deen would be __amazed________!
  • My HONEY was craving my famous stuffing, but I didn't have all the ingredients!  All I had in my fridge was cornbread, shrimp, hot peppers and BUTTER.  I decided to make do.  I mixed all the ingredients, put it in the oven, set it at 375degrees and waited.  It came out of the oven looking smokin' hot, but I wasn't sure about the taste.  Nervous, we took a bite.  It turned out pretty GUUD-Y'ALL.  Paula Deen would be ONE HAPPY CHICK!
  • My boys was craving my famous stuffing, but I didn't have all the ingredients!  All I had in my fridge was chicken,leftover cornbread, and 1 stalk of celery.  I decided to make do.  I mixed all the ingredients, put it in the oven, set it at 350 degrees and waited.  It came out of the oven looking beautiful, but I wasn't sure about the taste.  Nervous, we took a bite.  It turned out pretty good.  Paula Deen would be so proud of me!
  • My backbone touching belly was craving my famous stuffing, but I didn't have all the ingredients!  All I had in my fridge was a loaf of bread, a lone carrot, a stick of butter and a bottle of rum.  I decided to make do.  I mixed all the ingredients, put it in the oven, set it at 400 degrees and waited.  It came out of the oven looking just fine, but I wasn't sure about the taste.  Nervous, we took a bite.  It turned out pretty dry so we made hot buttered rums to wash it down.  Paula Deen would be so proud of how we turned a problem into an opportunity!

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